Bros! How could I do it to thee? Leave you hanging on a Wednesday?? I’m here to make up for it though. I bring you the Halitosis Detector. That’s right. Makin moves? Did you have the spicy Big As Yo Face Burrito for dinner, though your date had the mint salad? This little guy measures your breath at four danger levels… I suggest taping a container of Altoids to the back of this contraption… maybe as an upgrade, they could tell you how many you’ll need to pop, or maybe just bail completely. Bald man got yer back.