Technowood

Don’t know if you caught on, but I’m having a wood craze. So are these characters.



Dutch designer Guido Ooms hunts through his local forest, and picks up sticks. He then creates these USB memory “sticks”. Dang. Smart. And looks really cool sticking (huh huh) out of your laptop. I have a mental picture of our dog gnawing on the end of it…




This Asian Desiger, Singgih Karatono, created the Magno radio. It’s wood too. Knobs, body, even the little ball on the tip of the antenna is wood. What am I going to make to join the ranks of these wood technologists? Would a wooden time machine burn up during time travel?

Raking it in...

I feel kind of like a present whore, but what you gonna do? On top of an ipod, a thin slice of curly cherry wood, and HANGING HARRY (!!!) that julie got me, I got all these other goodies from the fam as well.




From ma n pa, I got this wicked Frank Lloyd Wright stencil that we’ll also paint red, along with a slew of other goodies in the mod and wood sort of vein. My two current favorite veins.



From my sister and her boyfriend, this mind dizzying book of wood joints. I’m gonna be sticking wood together like mama nature adds branches to tree trunks.




From Julie’s mom, this Jenn Ski print, along with enough vases to house a deconstructed Rose Bowl Parade float. Bring it.

Light that Started it All

It was back in April, when I was reading the PrairieMod blog, that I saw this light. I couldn’t stop looking at it, and thought, “I want to totally rip that off. I shall make that light someday.” I’ll try to put a spin on it, but I don’t even comprehend it totally, so it’s hard to put a spin on something that’s way over my head… my spin will be, “make this… but way simpler.” I don’t even know how to link up all those light bulbs really. It was made by this guy named Frank Lloyd Wright. Heard of him? Guess his woodworking skills are a tad more advanced than mine. The home that housed these lights (floor to ceiling style columns of lights) was owned by Don Erickson, a former student of Wright’s. When he passed away, the house went up for sale. If I had 4.2 million to blow, I could have looked at those lights in person every day.

Nice to Meat You

This post might sick out Div(s), but brahs like meat… Meat on a stick, deep-fried meat, meat ground up, and put inside other meat.



Been to that great goofball store in Seattle, Archie McPhee? It’s great. They had a ton of bacon items. Like these here bacon bandaids. Rub that salty meat in yer wounds!




Gussy up the little lady with a nice Salmon Steak necklace! Nothing says “I Love You” like a pricey cut of fish. This is from Frenchman Alex Lucka.



I can’t remember where I first saw this, but seems like NotCot might have been the first place. Anyway, this crazy Italian, Simone Racheli, is making all sorts of everyday items look all raw meaty. It’s his “We’re All Made Of Meat” collection, made from plastic. Chairs, hair dryers, irons, you name it. Meat on, brutha!

Toilet Haters

I almost didn’t believe this when a coworker told me about it, but it’s pretty genius/disgusting, and is a nice follow up to yesterday’s post. It’s the Stadium Pal, for those that don’t need a toilet at all! Made for those long distance driving astronaut stalkers, or anyone too busy to run to a restroom. Strap this external catheter on, and a pouch to your leg, and go when/where you please. The same company manufactures the Beer belly, a bag of beer you can strap to your belly to save from paying big bucks at the stadium. I’m sure there’s a company out there devising the contraption that will “recycle” one into the other. If not, I’m on it.

Man Wednesday- Potty Humor

Ever lonely at the most intimate of times? How about some companions? Though more enjoyable, maybe, for standing doods, The Fish ‘n Flush offers up the possibility of having the most living things in your bathroom at one time. Outside of yer germs that is.



And for those couples that can’t bear the notion of being alone, it’s the TwoDaLoo Toilet. With only one flush, you will conserve water, but hopefully you’ve timed things out right. For those restroom linger-ers, upgrade your TwoDaLoo with a 7 inch LCD television or iPod docking station.

IKEATTACK!

So Ma and Pa Baldman came to Austin for a visit, and asked if they could help make our house look nice. We let em help us with the... fun. First, Julie told my mom they were going to add some glass tiles, leftover from our backsplash, to the unfinished Norbo table we got from IKEA. Now the table matches the rest of the kitchen, and is cooler than painting or staining it. Grrrl power. Wham. Done.




We wanted to have a hanging light over the table, but there wasn't one to begin with, so we couldn't have it hardwired without calling an electrician. Luckily for us, IKEA has plugs at the end of some of their hanging pendant lamps. We picked ours up for 20 bucks, and can't find it online anymore, but there are a bazillion to choose from. Instead of having the light hang from ceiling hooks, and plug it into the wall outlet, we we took a different approach, and Pa brought his 1 inch boring bit with him. We drilled into the ceiling, and plugged the lamp into an outlet in the attic that the vent hood was using. We first plugged the light into this little white box... a contraption called The Lightning Switch.




The Lightning Switch is this wireless transmitter that is basically a remote control for whatever you plug into an outlet. Not as wicked as The Clapper, but the same general idea. I didn't want to have the toggle ON/OFF switch on the wall, so it's tucked under the table. And it doesn't even run on batteries... just fairy dust and magic.




Now Julie and I have light shining down upon us as we eat our Honey Nut Clusters and Cinnamon Life respectively.