Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Manloo Wednesday

Back in the loo, bruthas and sistas! Manly Wednesday is here to scrub your bidet.

This here is Grope on a Rope. Pretty funny, but also creeps me out because it’s a little too… man-sized. I’ll pay more for less, just make my G-O-A-R more delicate and ladylike, however still scented… musky style? Man, maybe this ain’t gonna work out.

Sudoku on a toilet paper roll? Julie will be a fan… I, however, am not a big Sudoku lover, so I will use the roll for it’s true purpose, and hope to gain some smarts osmosis style.

Swarvoski bedazzled the bejeezus outta this toilet with 50,000 crystals, and sold it for $75,000. Mon, if I knew I was gonna make a dollar fifty per crystal, I’d crystal the crystals. Might go blind like an old sewing lady, but I’d use my handicap to go to the front of the line at the bank.


Julie said...

That toilet really is bedazzling.

i-heart-(fill in the blank) said...

....gain some smart "assmosis" style...HA!

divya said...

you are hilarious and made me snort/spitout my coffee just now w/ this entry.

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